August 31st
It’s a “Get Rid of the Pastor” Day
LORD, HELP US TO BE THE POSITIVE SUPPORT FOR THE PASTORS WHO ARE SENT BY YOU TO LEAD US. AMEN.
You know folk are always complaining about their Pastor saying that they don’t like him. Well, here is a tested prescription (author unknown) by which you can get rid of your Pastor:
- Look him straight in the eye when he is preaching and maybe say “amen” occasionally. The man will preach himself to death in a short time.
- Start paying him whatever he is worth. Having been on starvation wages for years, he’ll probably eat himself to death.
- Shake hands with him; tell him he’s doing a great job. He’ll work himself to death.
- Rededicate your own life to God and ask the Pastor to give you some church work to do. Very likely he’ll keel over with heart failure.
- If all else fails, this one is certain to succeed – get your congregation to unite in prayer for him. He will soon be so effective that some larger church will take him off your hands. LOL.
PS: Are you the one hating on the pastor?
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