September 2nd
It’s a “Laugh Out Loud” Day
LORD, HELP US TO REMEMBER THAT LAUGHTER IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL. AMEN.
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.
After the offering plates had been passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in the offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he’d like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.
And there sat our Rosie all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and on thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the building, and said, “I’ll take him and him and him!”
LOL
Mrs. Jones was celebrating her 90th birthday. She was being interviewed by a news reporter who asked her how she stayed so young looking at her age. She told him that she had four boyfriends, whom she dates every day. He was in shock and said I don’t believe it. You must explain what you mean. She said, “Well it’s like this: I get up with ‘Will Power.’ I go for a walk with ‘Arthur Rightus’. I come back with ‘Charlie Horse.’ But I go to bed every night with ‘Ben Gay’.” LOL.
The older you get, the more can appreciate the truth of this joke. Can I get an Amen Somebody?
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